Mobile Stuff: October 2008

Jee lete hain Koi humein agar kahe bura, Dua dekar use honton ko hum see lete hainDard ho chahe kaisa,zehar yeh chupke se hum pee lete hain:-(
Dard ko na dekhiye dard sedard ko bhi dard hota haidard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar kiaahir pyar mein dard hee toh hamdard hota hai:-(
Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai,Har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai,Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,Har kisi ko apne pyar par naaz hota hai:-(
DUNIYA ME JEENE KI CHAHAT NA HOTIAGAR KHUDA NE MOHABBAT BANAYI NA HOTILOG MARNE KI AARZOO NA KARTE AGARMOHABBAT ME BEWFAI NA HOTI:-(
Muskaan tere hothon se kahin jaye na,Aansu teri palkon pe kabhi aaye na,Poora ho tera har khwab aur jo poora na hoWoh khawab kabhi aaye na:-(:-(
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega,Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo,Kal kya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega:-(
Rishta aisa ho jo hame apna maan sakeHamare har dukh ko jaan sakeChal rahen ho agar tez baarish mein bhi:-(Paani se alag mere aansu pehchan sake.:-(
Kia kahon tumhain?khuwab kahon to bikhar jaoge!Dil kahon to toot jaoge!Lo,Tumhara naam zindagi rakh deti hon.Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge.
Sooni zindgi me aaj hulchul mehsus hui,Bejan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,Jaane kyu aaj aisa laga,Shayad hame aaj apki kami mehsus hui.:-(
India ko azad huye 61sal ho gaye_fir v no progress!Why?Q k,gawar log aj v KAM-DHANDA chhod ke mere sms padh rahe haiHai Ram! Is desh ka kya hoga:-P
I'm LampU r LightI'm CokeU r SpriteI'm SawanU r BadalI'm NormalU r..also NORMAL...!Kya mamu!khud pe hi Shaq karte ho.:-P:
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,Jis din apko apne hatho se banaya hogaUsne bhi bahaye honge ansuJis din aapko yahan bhej ker,khud ko akela paya hoga
WHEN WORDS FAIL,EYES WORK, WHEN EYES FAIL HEART WORK, WHEN HEART FAILS SAMAJH LE TAPAK GAYA.:-P
Muskaan tere hothon se kahin jaye na,Aansu teri palkon pe kabhi aaye na,Poora ho tera har khwab aur jo poora na hoWoh khawab kabhi aaye na:-(
Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main,Yaad meri ayai jub judai main,Mehsos kerna tumharay hi paas hon mainJub chahey daikh laina apni hi perchai main.:-(
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,Keh na pana humari majboori hai,Aap kyun nahi samajhte is khamoshi ko,Kya khamoshi ko bhi zuban dena zaroori hai:-(
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega,Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo,Kal kya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega:-(
Dil Ke Rishtey Ka Koi Naam Nahi Hota,Har Rishtey Ka Koi Mukaam Nahi Hota.Agar Nibhane Ki Chahat Ho Dono TarafTo Kasam Se Koi Rishta Naakam Nahi Hota:-(
Penay walon suno na chupa k peoKabhi ishq or sharab mila k peoTum kaho gay kassay mumkin hai yahSamnay sanam ko bitha k peo,Nazar say nazar milla k peo
Rishta aisa ho jo hame apna maan sakeHamare har dukh ko jaan sakeChal rahen ho agar tez baarish mein bhi:-(Paani se alag mere aansu pehchan sake.:-(
Har darkhan k saath dil tere nam leta hai,Tere khayal meri toti sanson ko tham leta haiJab b tanhaiyan satati hainTere tassawor mere hath tham lete hai
Kia kahon tumhain?khuwab kahon to bikhar jaoge!Dil kahon to toot jaoge!Lo,Tumhara naam zindagi rakh deti hon.Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge.
Sab he log dost banaye nhi jateMohhabbat k ghar hr dil me basaye nhi jatekuch pas ho k b yaad nhi atekuch dur ja k b bhulaye nhi jate.:-(
Sooni zindgi me aaj hulchul mehsus hui,Bejan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,Jaane kyu aaj aisa laga,Shayad hame aaj apki kami mehsus hui.:-(
Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,Zubaan kholon to tera he naam aaye,Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom,Jab nazroo k saamne haseen tamam aaye.:-(
JOB SEARCH!!---VACANCY-true frnd neededEXPERIENCE-nt requiredDUTY-,trust,kind,b connctd,Sms,SALARY-nvr ending happinessJOINING-nwHURRY.Y.Y!!!
Chehre ki hasi se har gam ko mita do, Bahut kam bolo par sab kuch bata do, Khud rutho par sabko manao,Ek raaz he zindgi bas jee k dikha do.
Mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!But you are safe.It only effects people with brains!How lucky you are, no brain no stress!
10% of road accidents r due to drunken driving.Which makes it a logical statement that90% of accidents are due to driving without drinkingPiyo Sar Utha K
Use just Yes/No To Gve Answr.Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?:-P
Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,Izhare-e-mohabbat kiya tha sms sejo un ki shaadi tak pending tha.:-(
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .He saw me in dark, he created light .He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.I wrote your name in air,It was blown away. thenI wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.:-P
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....;->
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can"t live widout my friend.;-)
5 sardaron ne mil kar 1 taxi kharidi 15 din ho gaey lekin koi savaari nahi mili.. Q? Q k 3 sardar peeche aur 2 sardar aagey beth k savaari dhoond rahe the.%-)
Mukesh said 2Anil Ambani, " I want 2 kiss ur wife.Anil said it's ok but it will charge 40 p/min. Nita shouted,"don't cheat him. Reliance 2 Reliance free.
NAMASKAR !Kal ki tapmatra 44'c hone ki asha haikripiya apne dimag wali jagah par barf lagakar rakhe,kyounki BHUSA bahut jaldi aag pakarta hai !!!!:-P
This is not fair!How could u do this?Strange!!I didn't expect such from u.Got a whole channel on ur name&even didn't told me about-CARTOON NETWORK!%-)
1st girl- kal raat mere sapne me koi mujhe chaku chala raha tha...2nd girl- agar sapna sach hota,to roz roz mujhe ABORTION karna padta..
Tere hath me mobile hai..Chehera me smile hai..Mobile me cute msgs ki file hai..Tab v na kiya sms,Ye kaun si stupid style hai?.
Phul khilkar udas he.Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas heEk bar muskura do dost.Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai.
Zamane bhar ki yaad me hume na vula dena.Jab kavi yaad aye to zara muskura lena,zinda rahe to fir milenge varna har diwali me ek diya hamare naam ka jala dena.
KBC main shahrukh nemujh se pochaworld ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?Main ne 1 crore thukra diye,magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
Arz kiya hai -Hoon mein doctor jahan,Meri wife hai nurse wahan.Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he,Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he.
Sine me dil,Dil me dard,Dard me yaqin,Yaqin me khyal,Khayal me khwab,Khuwab me tasvirTasvir me sirf ap!Itna Darawna khuwab?Baap re Baap.
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.:-
Jubse tumhe dekha hai,MeraRaat koDin koSubha koSham koKhate waqtpeete waqtSote waqtJagte waqtHans hans k bura haal he.
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR....Books And Study
Wife please bike taze na chalaomujhey dar lag raha hay.Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hayto meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.
Doctor:Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,2 dopahar,2 raat ko,3 din tuk lena hayPathan:apna dawai apna pas rakhohamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.
Impact of Movies:Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!.
Ae dost tu jitni achhi nibhata hai yaari, uski mujhe puri hai jankari, to fir dikha apni dildari aur bhej itne message ki aane na paye meri bari.
The FOUR Looks:Look Back & get Experience..!Look Forward & see Hope..!Look Around & find Reality..!Look Within & find Confidence.
U want & U get-That's Luck.U want & U wait-That's Time.U want butU compromise-That's Life.U want, wait & don't compromise. -That's success.
If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?B-)tmhari Haklpan Chla jyga.
Aap se ek nibedaan hai...kRipya Apnain Mobile Me Save joes.pics.Girl No'sDelte kar ne se pehle mujhey send kareyDhanyabaad.
Walk humblyTalk politelyDress neatlyTreat kindlyPray attentivelyDonate generouslythen ??May ALLAH bless & protect you.
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Three Ways of fast Communication 1: Television 2: Telephone 3: Tell-a-womAn.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 kanote blouse se nikala hai kya?Madam: hann par kaise laga?Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muhabhi bhi khula hua hai!.
Husbnd aur wfe hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

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