Symbian AntiVirus Collection 2007 For Mobile
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July 12, 2008
July 4, 2008
Mobile Games
47 GAMES FROM THE MAKERS OF GAMELOFT for nokia series 60 mobile phones
DETAILS
ASPHALT URBAN GT
ASPHALT URBAN GT 2
KING KONG
PRINCE OF PERSIA THE TWO THRONES
PRINCE OF PERSIA WARRIOR WITHIN
PRINCE OF PERSIA HAREM ADVENTURES
PRINCE OF PERSIA SANDS OF TIME
MIDNIGHT HOLD EM POKER
MIDNIGHT BOWLING
MIDNIGHT POOLREAL FOOTBALL 2004
GAMELOFT SOLITAIRE
PLATINIUM SOLITAIRE
FOOTBALL TRIVIA
XIII
GULOS TALEREAL FOOTBALL 2005
1000 WORDS
RAINBOW SIX LOCKDOWN
MIGHT AND MAGIC
BLOCK BREAKER CHRISTMAS
BLOCK BREAKER DELUXE
MARCEL DESSIALLY
BACKGAMMON
DEREK JETER PRO BASEBALL
CHESSMASTER
MYSTERY MANSION PINPALL { 6630 }
MYSTERY MANSION PINPALL { PROPER FOR 6600 & 7610 }
BROTHER IN ARMS EARNED IN BLOODS
VANS SKATE AND SLAMWAR OF THE WORLDS
VIJAY SINGH PRO GOLF 2005
SKATESLAMTHE PROMISE CHINESE VERSION
SPLINTER CELL CHAOS THEORY
SPLINTER CELL PANDORA TOMMOROW
SPLINTER CELL EXTENDED OPS
SPLINTER CELL
SIBERIAN STRIKE 1
SIBERIAN STRIKE 2
RAYMAN 3
SPEED DEVILS
RAYMAN GOLF
RAYMAN BOWLING
RAINBOW SIX RAVEN SHEILD
PLANET ZERO
RAIL RIDER
MEDIEVAL COMBAT
NEW YORK NIGHTS
TOTALLY SPIES
NIGHTMARE CREATURES
SEXY POKER 2004
DOWNLOAD LINK
July 1, 2008
Mobile Games
200 GAMES FOR SERIES 60NOKIA: s60 3250 6270 6280 6600 6630 6670 6680 6681 7260 7270 7360 7610 n70 n71 n72 n73 n80 n90 n91 n92 n93
DOWNLOAD LINKLIST :
1000Words.jar
3DBalloonRace.jar
7Zwerge.jar
AbsolutePuzzle1.jar
Actraiser.jar
AfterDarkUnderTheMoonLight.jar
AH-6NavyBattle.jar
Aleste.jar
AliBaba.jar
AlonsoRacing.jar
AmazingPocketDecider.jar
AnimalLand.jar
Anno1503.jar
Apocalypse3000.jar
Aquarace.jar
ArcticX-Mas.jar
AsphaltUrbanGT.jar
AtariConnectFour.jar
AztecWarrior.jar
BackGammon.jar
BaldursGate.jar
BallonHeadedBoy.jar
BattleOfEmpires.jar
BeBall.jar
Big2Heroes.jar
Big2Popstars.jar
BigBrother.jar
BitFilmGame.jar
BladeTrinity.jar
BobbyCarrot.jar
BoobiSisters.jar
BoulderDashME.jar
Bowlenm.Bohlen.jar
BrotherBear.jar
BubbleGun.jar
2SBowling.jar
CandyCatchup.jar
CarSexKamasutra.jar
ChessBuddy.jar
Chessmaster.jar
ChickenHunter.jar
ChineseChess.jar
ClassicSolitaire.jar
ClearOut.jar
ColinMcRally2005.jar
Commando1.jar
Commando2.jar
Commando3.jar
CookAMania.jar
CouragetheCowardlyDog.jar
CrazyBoy.jar
CricketWorldChampionship.jar
CyberPaw.jar
DamageSan.jar
DancingSweety.jar
DeepSnow.jar
DeerHunter.jar
DerbyChamp.jar
DesktopGolf.jar
Dexter'sLaboratorySecurityAlert.jar
Diamond.jar
DieHard.jar
DoubleCross.jar
DragonFire2Episode1.jar
DragonStone.jar
Drakengard.jar
Driver.jar
DustNDirt.jar
EdEddnEddy-GiantJawbreakers.jar
EgyptQuestII.jar
EuromanEaster.jar
ExodusShootingGame.jar
ExoticEves.jar
FantasyWarriors2Evil.jar
FantasyWarriors2Good.jar
FerrariMonteCarlo.jar
FIFA2005.jar
FiremanBob.jar
ForsakenFortress.jar
FruitEscape.jar
FruitPunch.jar
Gangland.jar
GhostsnGoblins.jar
Gintris.jar
GirlsGamble.jar
GoldRush.jar
GulosTale.jar
Heart2Heart.jar
HeikkiSorsaBX.jar
HelloKittyBoogieWoogie.jar
HighwayRacer.jar
Hoverball.jar
JamaicanDiscsta.jar
JokoSoko.jar
Jump!Jump!Jump!.jar
JungleCommando.jar
JustImpact.jar
Kamasutra.jar
KamasutraSpecial.jar
Kamasutris.jar
KamikazeQuest.jar
KOKickboxing.jar
Lagsters.jar
LarrySexyGame.jar
LotrTwoTowers.jar
MahjongCombo.jar
Manapack02.jar
Manapack03.jar
MarcelDesaillyProSoccer.jar
MaskedRiderPowerBattle.jar
Mayhem'sMagicDust.jar
MazechaseNightmare.jar
Meta.jar
MetalSlug.jar
MightAndMagic.jar
MobileJockey.jar
Monopoly.jar
MovistarRacing.jar
Naruto.jar
NewSkoolSkater.jar
NinjaRun.jar
NYNights.jar
OverloadedDecathlon.jar
PahTum.jar
PamelaAnderson.jar
ParisDakar.jar
PinballDream.jar
PocketGolf.jar
PortRoyale2.jar
PowerGames.jar
PrinceofPersia3.jar
PubPool.jar
PursuitSquad.jar
QuestofFinalFantasy.jar
QuestOfTheHero.jar
Rabbitator.jar
Rainbow6.jar
Rayman3.jar
RaymanGolf.jar
SamuraiJackSamuraiShowdown.jar
Scooby-Doo2DarkDungeons.jar
Scooby-DooCastleCapers.jar
SensibleSoccer.jar
SexyDares.jar
Shizuka.jar
ShurikenStorm.jar
SiberianStrikeEp1.jar
SiberianStrikeEp2.jar
SideFootball.jar
SleighRide.jar
SnatchAction.jar
SpaceBalls.jar
SpaceWarrior.jar
SpeedAddict.jar
SpeedBall.jar
SpeedDevils.jar
Sphinx.jar
Splashdown.jar
SplinterCell.jar
SplinterCell2.jar
SplinterCell3.jar
StripBlackjackDirtyGirls.jar
StripBlackjackGeena.jar
TheMummy.jar
ThunderRacing.jar
TomandJerryCheeseChase.jar
TombRaider2.jar
TonyHawkUnderground.jar
Townsmen2.jar
TrafficJam.jar
VampireBloodline.jar
VijaySinghProGolf2005.jar
VRally.jar
WackyRaces.jar
Warmonster.jar
WorldFighting.jar
WormsForts.jar
WormsGolf.jar
XmasSkies.jar
XR-JetSki.jar
ZooTycoon2.jar
Download Link{20.9mb}
http://rapidshare.com/files/25767494/200_games_java.rar
DOWNLOAD LINKLIST :
1000Words.jar
3DBalloonRace.jar
7Zwerge.jar
AbsolutePuzzle1.jar
Actraiser.jar
AfterDarkUnderTheMoonLight.jar
AH-6NavyBattle.jar
Aleste.jar
AliBaba.jar
AlonsoRacing.jar
AmazingPocketDecider.jar
AnimalLand.jar
Anno1503.jar
Apocalypse3000.jar
Aquarace.jar
ArcticX-Mas.jar
AsphaltUrbanGT.jar
AtariConnectFour.jar
AztecWarrior.jar
BackGammon.jar
BaldursGate.jar
BallonHeadedBoy.jar
BattleOfEmpires.jar
BeBall.jar
Big2Heroes.jar
Big2Popstars.jar
BigBrother.jar
BitFilmGame.jar
BladeTrinity.jar
BobbyCarrot.jar
BoobiSisters.jar
BoulderDashME.jar
Bowlenm.Bohlen.jar
BrotherBear.jar
BubbleGun.jar
2SBowling.jar
CandyCatchup.jar
CarSexKamasutra.jar
ChessBuddy.jar
Chessmaster.jar
ChickenHunter.jar
ChineseChess.jar
ClassicSolitaire.jar
ClearOut.jar
ColinMcRally2005.jar
Commando1.jar
Commando2.jar
Commando3.jar
CookAMania.jar
CouragetheCowardlyDog.jar
CrazyBoy.jar
CricketWorldChampionship.jar
CyberPaw.jar
DamageSan.jar
DancingSweety.jar
DeepSnow.jar
DeerHunter.jar
DerbyChamp.jar
DesktopGolf.jar
Dexter'sLaboratorySecurityAlert.jar
Diamond.jar
DieHard.jar
DoubleCross.jar
DragonFire2Episode1.jar
DragonStone.jar
Drakengard.jar
Driver.jar
DustNDirt.jar
EdEddnEddy-GiantJawbreakers.jar
EgyptQuestII.jar
EuromanEaster.jar
ExodusShootingGame.jar
ExoticEves.jar
FantasyWarriors2Evil.jar
FantasyWarriors2Good.jar
FerrariMonteCarlo.jar
FIFA2005.jar
FiremanBob.jar
ForsakenFortress.jar
FruitEscape.jar
FruitPunch.jar
Gangland.jar
GhostsnGoblins.jar
Gintris.jar
GirlsGamble.jar
GoldRush.jar
GulosTale.jar
Heart2Heart.jar
HeikkiSorsaBX.jar
HelloKittyBoogieWoogie.jar
HighwayRacer.jar
Hoverball.jar
JamaicanDiscsta.jar
JokoSoko.jar
Jump!Jump!Jump!.jar
JungleCommando.jar
JustImpact.jar
Kamasutra.jar
KamasutraSpecial.jar
Kamasutris.jar
KamikazeQuest.jar
KOKickboxing.jar
Lagsters.jar
LarrySexyGame.jar
LotrTwoTowers.jar
MahjongCombo.jar
Manapack02.jar
Manapack03.jar
MarcelDesaillyProSoccer.jar
MaskedRiderPowerBattle.jar
Mayhem'sMagicDust.jar
MazechaseNightmare.jar
Meta.jar
MetalSlug.jar
MightAndMagic.jar
MobileJockey.jar
Monopoly.jar
MovistarRacing.jar
Naruto.jar
NewSkoolSkater.jar
NinjaRun.jar
NYNights.jar
OverloadedDecathlon.jar
PahTum.jar
PamelaAnderson.jar
ParisDakar.jar
PinballDream.jar
PocketGolf.jar
PortRoyale2.jar
PowerGames.jar
PrinceofPersia3.jar
PubPool.jar
PursuitSquad.jar
QuestofFinalFantasy.jar
QuestOfTheHero.jar
Rabbitator.jar
Rainbow6.jar
Rayman3.jar
RaymanGolf.jar
SamuraiJackSamuraiShowdown.jar
Scooby-Doo2DarkDungeons.jar
Scooby-DooCastleCapers.jar
SensibleSoccer.jar
SexyDares.jar
Shizuka.jar
ShurikenStorm.jar
SiberianStrikeEp1.jar
SiberianStrikeEp2.jar
SideFootball.jar
SleighRide.jar
SnatchAction.jar
SpaceBalls.jar
SpaceWarrior.jar
SpeedAddict.jar
SpeedBall.jar
SpeedDevils.jar
Sphinx.jar
Splashdown.jar
SplinterCell.jar
SplinterCell2.jar
SplinterCell3.jar
StripBlackjackDirtyGirls.jar
StripBlackjackGeena.jar
TheMummy.jar
ThunderRacing.jar
TomandJerryCheeseChase.jar
TombRaider2.jar
TonyHawkUnderground.jar
Townsmen2.jar
TrafficJam.jar
VampireBloodline.jar
VijaySinghProGolf2005.jar
VRally.jar
WackyRaces.jar
Warmonster.jar
WorldFighting.jar
WormsForts.jar
WormsGolf.jar
XmasSkies.jar
XR-JetSki.jar
ZooTycoon2.jar
Download Link{20.9mb}
http://rapidshare.com/files/25767494/200_games_java.rar
Hindi Funny SMS 2
· Doctor, cut off my dog's tail.Vet: Why do u want to do that?Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.
· Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates.Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming.
· Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
· What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
· Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do.
· May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever...Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
· Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?Student: Father-in-Law!
· Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de!Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya?Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja
· Girl announced her engagement to her father.Father: Does this fellow has any money?Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!
· Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....
· Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti
· If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
· Education is incomplete without 5 B'sB - BikesB - BeersB - BabesB - Bunks and the most importantB - Backlogs!
· Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
· Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
· 1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey? 2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
· Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say 'Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait'.
· Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
· Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?
· Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…
· Only once in your life u'll get a right person with whom u'll get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
· Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise?Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.
· Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents were against their marriage. Guess why?They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de dand Bahar ne.
· Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
· Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga, ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde!
· Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.
· Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
· Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear.
· Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.
· Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.3rd day koi aur ladki thi.4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey.
· Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai.
· Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?Wife: Behan...
· Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White Rose: Peace Which Rose for u? Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi
· Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates.Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming.
· Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
· What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
· Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do.
· May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever...Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
· Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?Student: Father-in-Law!
· Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de!Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya?Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja
· Girl announced her engagement to her father.Father: Does this fellow has any money?Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!
· Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....
· Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti
· If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
· Education is incomplete without 5 B'sB - BikesB - BeersB - BabesB - Bunks and the most importantB - Backlogs!
· Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
· Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
· 1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey? 2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
· Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say 'Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait'.
· Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
· Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?
· Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…
· Only once in your life u'll get a right person with whom u'll get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
· Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise?Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.
· Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents were against their marriage. Guess why?They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de dand Bahar ne.
· Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
· Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga, ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde!
· Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.
· Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
· Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear.
· Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.
· Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.3rd day koi aur ladki thi.4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey.
· Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai.
· Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?Wife: Behan...
· Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White Rose: Peace Which Rose for u? Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi
Hindi Funny SMS
- What is the definition of Girl Friend?
Jo har baat pe tok tok kar, tumhari har aadat badal day, or phir do saal k baad kahy,
Ab tum pehle jese nahi rahay. - Ab main bilkul Shareef ho gaya hon,
Ek larki k bohat Qareeb ho gaya hon,
Ab uske paas he sirf mere dil ki Chabi hai,
Woh meri aakhri Dilruba
or
Tumhari 25veen Bhabhi hai. - Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
padhna band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa - Ek ladka raat mein akela aur 2 ladkiya uske pichhe.
kya hua hoga?
Jaan-ne ke liye dekhiye
CID
Friday raat 10 baje - Boy: Mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl: Kya?
Boy: Kitni achi film hai na?
Girl: Kuttay k bache..
Boy: Kya?
Girl: Kitny Cute hotey hain na? - Every Girl is smart,
Intelligent,
Sweet,
Talented,
Excellent,
Romantic...
In Short form,
they all are your SISTER
So respect them... - Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY. - Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
"Of course, why would Friday be an exception?" - Jab sher(Lion) 3 baar dharta hai to kya hota hai?
.
Socho Socho
.
.
.
Nahi pata?
.
Chalo main bata deta hon.
TOM & Jerry Cartoon Shuru hotey hain. - Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN - Doctor: You and your wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai. - Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye! - Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai ! - Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Gud Day!
- Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?
Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki,
Thode din aur ruk jata to naya model mil jata. - Sagaai hui...
Shadi Hui...
Biwi ghar main aayi...
Ghar SWARG ban gaya...
Aur main... SWARGWASI... - Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya. - Grammar Teacher: Rahul sharaab Nahin Peeta Hai. Is sentence mein Rahul kya hai?
Pappu: Madam! Rahul chutiya hai...
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