Hindi Funny SMS

• What is the definition of Girl Friend?
  Jo har baat pe tok tok kar, tumhari har aadat badal day, or phir do saal k baad kahy,
  Ab tum pehle jese nahi rahay.
  

  
  

• Ab main bilkul Shareef ho gaya hon,
  Ek larki k bohat Qareeb ho gaya hon,
  Ab uske paas he sirf mere dil ki Chabi hai,
  Woh meri aakhri Dilruba
  or
  Tumhari 25veen Bhabhi hai.
  

  
  

• Attendence..
  
  Pappu
  
  Yes Sir
  
  Bablu
  
  Yes Sir
  
  Tinku
  
  Yes Sir
  Ullu
  
  ??
  Ullu
  ??
  
  Ullu
  
  padhna band kar,
  teri baari hai,
  attendence lagwa
  

  
  

• Ek ladka raat mein akela aur 2 ladkiya uske pichhe.
  kya hua hoga?
  
  Jaan-ne ke liye dekhiye
  CID
  Friday raat 10 baje
  

  
  

• Boy: Mujhse shadi karogi?
  Girl: Kya?
  Boy: Kitni achi film hai na?
  Girl: Kuttay k bache..
  Boy: Kya?
  Girl: Kitny Cute hotey hain na?
  

  
  

• Every Girl is smart,
  
  Intelligent,
  
  Sweet,
  
  Talented,
  
  Excellent,
  
  Romantic...
  
  In Short form,
  they all are your SISTER
  So respect them...
  

  
  

• Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
  Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
  

  
  

• Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
  "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
  

  
  

• Jab sher(Lion) 3 baar dharta hai to kya hota hai?
  .
  Socho Socho
  .
  .
  .
  Nahi pata?
  .
  Chalo main bata deta hon.
  TOM & Jerry Cartoon Shuru hotey hain.
  

  
  

• Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
  Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
  Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
  Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
  

  
  

• Doctor: You and your wife have same blood group.
  Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai.
  

  
  

• Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
  Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
  

  
  

• Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
  Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !
  

  
  

• Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Gud Day!
  

  
  

• Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?
  Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki,
  Thode din aur ruk jata to naya model mil jata.
  

  
  

• Sagaai hui...
  Shadi Hui...
  Biwi ghar main aayi...
  Ghar SWARG ban gaya...
  Aur main... SWARGWASI...
  

  
  

• Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
  Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
  Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.
  

  
  

• Grammar Teacher: Rahul sharaab Nahin Peeta Hai. Is sentence mein Rahul kya hai?
  Pappu: Madam! Rahul chutiya hai...